Instagram Bios

New Instagram Bios by Jot Chahal

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  A Caffeine dependent life-form

  
  


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  A human. Being.

  
  


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  A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery

  
  


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  Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking

  
  


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  Aggressively infancy and stuff

  
  


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  All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.

  
  


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  Analogue at birth, digital by design

  
  


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  Anyone knows my Instagram username not making a new account again.

  
  


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  Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan

  
  


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  Bald. Often Unreliable. Easily distracte

  
  


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  Born at a very young age

  
  


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  Buddy, can you paradigm?

  
  


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  Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire

  
  


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  Camping is intents

  
  


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  Can someone tell me my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do

  
  


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  Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands

  
  


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  Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I’m very busy and awesome

  
  


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  Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoe

  
  


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  Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football

  
  


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  Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say

  
  

Dream big (tiny font)

• Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.


• Every storm runs out of rain


• Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not


• Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking.


• God bless this hot mess


• Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.


• Have lots of hair and like ugly things


• Here to serve…. the cat overlord


• I absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags.


• I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?


• I am an actor and a writer and I co-created my breakfast and my son, Malachai.


• I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.


• I can quote (Insert movie) better than you and all your friends.


• I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why


• I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.


• I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.


• I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt


• I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.


• I once sneezed a beanie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.


• I only rap caucasionally


• I prefer my puns intended


• I put the hot in psychotic


• I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.


• I shouldn’t be allowed to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m drunk!

I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.

• I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.


• I think it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have an Instagram now days.


• I used to act. I also belly dance and eat Jolly Ranchers – not always at the same time though.


• I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around


• I will go into survival mode if tickled


• I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon


• I’m not glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.


• I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.


• I’ve always thought being popular on Instagram is as about as useless as being rich in monopoly


• I’m a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.


• I’m a Texan with lots of opinions and pretty hair.


• I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.


• I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.


• I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.


• I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them


• I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.


• I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice


• If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment


• If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together


• In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire


• Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.


• It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.

Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin

• Just another paper cut survivor


• Just keep swimming


• Life is dumb and I want to sleep


• Living vicariously through myself


• Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.


• Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get


• Mermaids don’t do homework


• My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


• My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart


• My life was changed by a train.


• Promo Codes for life.


• My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants


• Naturally and artificially flavored


• Nice guys finish lunch.


• Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try


• Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?


• OMG no one cares


• Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.


• Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.


• Please insert pretentious crap about myself here.


• Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.


• Probably the best meat eater in the world

Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants

• Pudding tastes better with a plastic spoon


• Putting’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’


• Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.


• Recovering ice cream addict


• S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R


• Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.


• Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.


• Spreading smiles like they’re herpes


• Stay classy


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• Super cali swagilistic hella dopeness


• That awkward moment you get accepted to all the schools you applied for.


• The bags under my eyes belong to kaya west


• The fat on my body is designer


• The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.


• The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.


• There shouldn’t be a fear of getting old. It’s the fear of not getting there that scares me.


• There’s no such thing as darkness, just an absence of light


• To infinity and beyond


• Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.


• Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?


• White lips, pale face, I hate the entire human race


• Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me

Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless

• Winner of World’s Best Wife Award (Category: Nagging)


• Words cannot express my love & passion for Fridays!


• You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.


• You can’t fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!


• You is kind, you is smart, you is important


• You know your in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.


• You’re too rad to be sad.


• You’re a 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Cuz you’re basic

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• Millennial and proud of it


• Things just ain’t the same for gangstas


• This is my simple Chipotle dependent life


• Car, house, or trip to Thailand? Let’s pack our bags


• The reason I like you is simple, love, laughter, and your smile


• How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life


• The best of me is yet to come


• Making history


• On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15


• Math: Mental Abuse To Humans


• Let go and let the world pass through your fingertips


• Is it bad I’m constantly craving either cupcakes or donuts?


• BAE means bacon and eggs

• When we met there was romance in the air, a sense of the world stopping still


• I only use Instagram to stalk…


• I’ve never been able to figure out this damn Twitter bio thing


• I’m done with my dinner when I’ve had my dessert


• This isn’t rocket science, you take a photo of brunch and you hashtag #yolo #sundayfunday


• I haven’t been myself ever since I was born


• This is my last Instagram bio ever


• I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive


• I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled


• When I’m not on Instagram I’m on Netflix watching OITNB


• Why would I ever leave the house when there’s Netflix and ice cream waiting for me


• I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely

New Instagram Bios of 2018

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• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.


• Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.


• Everything on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius.


• I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am!


• I am so poor, I can’t even pay attention.


• Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude?


• I have not failed, my success is just postponed for some time.


• One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF.


• I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfknluancakhufhjcnk.


• Always give your 100%, unless you’re donating blood.


• Life is too short to update Instagram bios.


• I have good news and bad news to tell you. The bad news is that I don’t have any good news. The good news is that I don’t have any bad news.


• Knowledge is like underwear, important to have, but not necessary to show off.


• Wi-Fi, food, my bed. Perfection.


• Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?


• Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there.


• I don’t make mistakes. I date them.


• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.


• Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.


• I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way, when I forget, it reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’


• The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!


• My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself, anymore.


• I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.


• The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.


• I hold the key to world piece, but somebody changed the lock!


• I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.


• Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.


• Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


• I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.